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19.03.2019 02:45 - Peope around the world worship Satan and don't even know it
Автор: strvs1 Категория: Други   
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Nobody knows who invented the white-bearded old man who is supposedly bringing gifts to kids but I"m pretty sure the person or the people who invented him had something else in mind. In all drawings of Satan on and off the internet he is usually depicted as a red-skinned humanoid with horns and sometimes beard. Even the depictions on movies are the same in most cases. Here"s an exemplary image of that persona:

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Now, what would you do, if you wanted to make more people worship this guy? Apparently you can"t have direct approach because he"s already famous for being "evil" and nobody would join you. So let"s start from the top. These horns are way too obvious and treacherous, so you gotta get rid of them. By adding a hat. Since you wanna keep the theme you make it a red hat. Horns gone. Done.
But there"s also this beard which is very treacherous as well, so it needs to go as well. So you make it bigger and wider. And you keep going with the body. A naked character wouldn"t fit well, so a suit and pants would be nice. But the theme has to remain here as well, so the suit and pants become red. Wait, these red feet wouldn"t fit well either. So you cover them with regular shoes. Black shoes are OK - people wear black shoes all the time.
But there"s still something not quite right. Where would this new guy live? He can"t live in the hot hell due to the original guy"s story. So, Satan lives in a hot place and you wanna make a benevolent character. The most logical choice is the North - somewhere in the cold. Hot vs cold - perfect comparison. Aaaand... you"re ready. Then someone from your Satan"s church says there"s too much red. So you look back at the sketch. Well, what the hell, if this guy"s gonna live in the deep snow, why not add some white fluff on the hat and the suit? But you want a perfect character, one that will not raise any questions. So the shoes become boots because people wear boots when tramping snow.
So the hard work is done. But this new character"s gonna need a name and you still wanna keep the Satanic theme hidden in plain sight. And then it hits you - if you scramble the letters, it might work. The other worshippers join the thinking process and someone comes up with the brilliant idea to scramble the characters and Satan becomes Santa. But that"s still not enough, so you add a second name - one that sounds like what you wanted to keep in the name but spells differently. And so "claws" become "Claus".

Satan Claws sends his regards from the North Pole, people!


Тагове:   SaTaN,   worship,   Santa,   Claus,   claws,


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